We're Dead

Males wiped off the face of the earth after final need for them removed. And now, we take you back to the network premiere of “The Notebook.”

That’s right boys and girls; we can now make sperm from stem cells. The article has a very positive statement on how this can help men, but it seems to overlook that it also rules us out.

Be nice to your lady, mate. She’ll be getting the news any day that you have just become obsolete.

For my dearest love, if you are reading this, I’d like to say how special you are to me and I promise I’ll start picking up my own laundry. Is there anything I can get you beyond flowers while I am at the store?